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Phone call conversation with the mother. [Jul. 19th, 2010|11:31 pm]
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Mom: Hay nako! Pumunta ka nga dito at makipagusap ka sa anak mo. Ginagawa mo kong operator!!! 
Me: MOM! Relaaaax! I will explain why I have a different landline number.
*starts to explain and she repeats each line of my explanation out loud to my dad*
Mom: eh alam mo naman pala bakit kailangan mo pang tanungin?!?! 
Me: Bakit ba pumuputok ang butsi mo?
Mom: Eh kasi, ang dami dami kong kailangan gawin tapos ano ano tinatanong ng tatay mo. Ayaw naman lumapit para makipagusap nalang sayo. (changes mood) Buti gumagana na yung magic jack mo. May internet ka na ulit?
Me: Yup, ngayon lang. Swerte.
Mom: Can I call you later? I just have to do something.
Me: Eh, am going to sleep na.
Mom: Sige na. Wait for me. You know I like talking to you long and minsan lang okay yung internet mo. 
Me: Okie fine. I will wait.
Mom: Okay. Will just photocopy some stuff. Mabilis lang.
Me: Okay. Great.
Mom: Isang rim lang.
Me: Ha?!?!?! Eh, matutulog na nga ako.
Mom: Mabilis lang to. Pramis!
Me: Okay fine. 
Mom: Sige, antayin mo ko, ha.
Mom: ?????????
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Daddy! [Jun. 21st, 2010|12:54 am]
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Conversation with Daddy dearest on the phone today.

Me: Hello my daddy!!! Happy Father's Day!!!
Dad: oh, THANKyouverymuch!
Me: Dad! Tampo ako sayo!!!
Dad: Why?!?!
Me: Because you didn't reply to my Facebook post on your wall!!!
Dad: No need... I can just call you instead.
Me: But you replied to Ninang Zen's post!!! Did you even see the picture I posted?!!?!
Dad: yeah I saw...
Me: that's it?! You won't even guess who I look like in that pic?!?!!
Dad: Of courseee... you look like me!

My dad is cool... and sabaw sometimes. Hahaha.
He's the best! =)

Happy Father's Day to all daddies out there!

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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2010|06:15 am]
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2009 was a busy year.

Hello 2010! Looking forward to a great year ahead.

Happy day #1. =)
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(no subject) [Oct. 29th, 2009|11:53 pm]
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Took the piano removals this morning instead. Prolonged my agony one week longer. Gah!

FREEDOM AT LAST! Bow! 6 units away to finish my diploma program. I can feeeeel it!

Tequila night tomorrow. YAY!
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... [Oct. 9th, 2009|04:21 am]
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Needs to sit in front of a piano at least 3hrs a day for the next two weeks (less?).  MUST take exam on October 21. Not graduating is NOT an option. Grrr...!
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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2009|10:00 am]
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I think, therefore, I'm back. Hahaha.
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LJ.. [Jun. 28th, 2009|12:37 pm]
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I missed you!
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2009|12:09 am]
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I have developed an allergy from Facebook.

But I have a new online outlet. Yay! I love it!
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2009|09:40 am]
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Your deadliest deadline: April 4. That's it.
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2009|12:14 am]
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I'm gonna die when I get my next phone bill. I used it to call Bestest this morning and our phone call was not short. By the way, she lives in Singapore. And I just got off the phone with Jess, one of my closest buds in high school. Our conversation was not short either. By the way, she's in England. =|

Jess: Who's this?!
Me: Errr... someone from the Philippines?
Jess: Oh my god! WOMAN! How have you been? This is so like you! So random!!!


Definitely worth it but I will turn my direct-dialing off for the time being.

I wanna fly to England!!!

Jess: You're so American now.
Me: Hey! I am not!
Jess: You're like, in a sorority. (exaggerate this line with an American twang)

I really hope I get to see her and Jo soon. Like soon! They live 20 minutes away from each other!

Me: Babe, do you remember my uncle in England who looks like Eddie Murphy?
Jess: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Hahahaha. That's the funniest thing anyone has said to me all week.
Me: But babe, I'm serious! He's my gay uncle who looks like Eddie Murphy?

Ibang level ng kasabawan itech!

I am really wishing to be in England right now.
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